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"So..," Said Patrick "..,What are we going to toast to?"
And Salena said, "Let's toast to this DP. I know it's gonna be good."
Patrick said, "Here. Here."
And we all clinked glasses and it was bottoms up.
Salena went over to the dresser and picked up a container and came back. I read the label- Carol's Daughter Shea Butter.
She placed it on the bed and kissed Patrick and then she laid down on the bed. She opened the container of Shea Butter and handed it to me.
"Will, can you massage me please?"
I took the container and I said, "Sure."
I opened it and it looked like Coco Butter to me. I smelled it and it smelled alright. I scooped some out and I rubbed some in the palms of my hands and I started at her feet. I noted that her feet were small and I asked her what size they were.
"5" She said.
I liked her ...

She squeezed my dick then and said, "No, I want Patrick to fuck my pussy and I want you to fuck me in my ass at the same time. You know, a Double Penetration"
Oh damn!
As she said this I flashed back to images of this that I had seen in some Porno flicks. I always screamed at the screen, 'Them nigga's gay.' 'Them nigga's got to be gay'.
I always thought them brother's was too close to proximity to not be gay. But as I stood there thinking and she was jacking my dick and I was looking at her. Salena is such a bad bitch, that I would fuck her if Little Richard was the other man and dare someone to call me gay.
"Yeah mama, it's cool." I said.
"Good." And we all soaped up with some liquid soap that they had on a wall rack in the shower. Patrick got out first and returned with two big fluffy creamed colored towels and after drying off I wrapped the towel ...

I was about to throw in the towel when she said,
"I need two. I need two."
I didn't know what she was referring to at this point. I thought she was saying she wanted to catch a second nutt, when she called out, "Patrick, I need two."
I looked over and Patrick, her husband was getting out of his chair behind his desk. I saw him come around and the crotch of his sweatpants was sticking way out ahead of him. My eyes were stinging me from my sweat, but I watched as Patrick stepped up to the back of the couch and pulled down his sweatpants.
Salena wasted no time engulfing his dick. Oh, so that's what she meant by wanting two.
Now, I ain't no homo, but I saw what he was working with, and now I knew how Salena could deep throat me so easily. He had some length on him. He was longer then me for sure , but no where as thick.
So, I kept trying to break something off in ...

"Come here." She said as I walked to her and she licked her lips.
The light was catching her eyes and they glinted with multi-colored hues. Her main eye color was green, or, hazel depending on the light, or who you ask.
And now they were looking at me reflecting her lust. She was looking over at me from the back of the couch and I walked over and automatically took off my loincloth, I mean, my drawers.
I stood behind the couch and she reached over and grabbed me, and tugged at me and she said, "Come here."
As she held me in her hand, I stepped over the back of the couch and now I was sitting on the back of the couch and my groin was right in her face and she actually purred like a cat while she pumped me up and down.
"Mmmm, so nice. So nice and thick." She said.
"I'm glad you like." I said.
"Oh, I like. I like very much." And ...

Patrick got up and left us on the couch as Salena was breathing in deeply. I stroked one of her legs and I was thinking, Damn! this bitch is fine. You know how people be saying Beyonce this and Beyonce that? Well, this chick Salena give Beyonce a run for her money.
Even Jay-Z could see that shit. The abundance of her hair hid her features from me but I started to hear some light snoring and I realized that she was asleep. I looked around and Patrick was no where to be seen so I got up and put on my drawer's and sat back down on the couch.
I sat there for a while and I got up and went over to the pool table and racked it back and placed the two cues back into their rack on the wall. And then Patrick came back down the stairs and checked on her and I told him, "She's asleep."
"I figured as much." He said.
"That means she got off..," He said. ".. ...

The ad had caught my eye by accident. I was browsing a sex site and reading ads and this one read: Seeking a well hung male to fuck as my husband watches. Reply with pic for response.
So I had responded with a picture of me leaning on a light pole that someone had taken some months back. To my surprise, I got a response from a chick whom called herself, ShyQueen. Along with an invite to come over to her house, which wasn't too far from me.
I also had the phone number and I called and a brother answered and I asked to speak to ShyQueen and he said, "Hold on."
I was beginning to think this was some bullshit when a chick came on the phone and said, "Hello?"
So I explained who I was, "Hey Ma..,I said "..,I'm the brother you just hit up from online."
"Oh, Hello."
"You still want me to come over?"
"Can you?"
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