DOING TOO DAMN MUCH!!!PT 7

MILF is back in town and you know that mean it's about to be some "fuckins' gwoings' owne'honey". i'm ready for her freaky ass. she hit me up last night told me to scoop her from the airport. i'm like hell yea. i get to the airport, put her bags in the trunk, you know on some ole' i'm something like a player shit going on.  she compliments me on my car, she compliments me on my wardrobe(oh shit she's checking my fresh checking checking my fresh) and then she leaned over and licked my neck with the tip of her tongue and compliments me on my cologne.  i return the gracious remarks and turn to the jazz station we're riding and she's telling me about her flight i light up a blunt cause you know i gots to do it.  mid conversation she reaches over and grab the blunt , hits it a few times, gives it back and smile at me. i'm like what the fuck lady? she sure don't look like she smoke no weed yall and for me that just made the deal a little more sweet. she starts giving me directions towards the opposite way we were going. i'm looking confused at first but i get off the exit and head the other way. we pull up in a grandiose neighborhood and  pull up to a immense house with a gate in front of it. she asks me to swipe the card. when the gate opened i just looked at her and she tells me in a sexy little voice"i'm not what you think i am darling" i'm already reaching for my pistol cause i'm like hey if i get caught slipping i'm going down fighting gotdamit. she looking at me like relax  we pull up to the steps of the house and i'm talking like tyler perry money, diary of a mad black woman money you dig.  she gets out and leads me up the steps into the crib.  i step inside, it's a breathtaking site and all but i downplay it so she doesn't think i'm a crumbsnatcher. in the back of my mind i'm still thinking chi ching jackpot daddy.  she gave me a tour and we end up in her living room shooting pool and talking shit...................