Family Affair (part 1)

Ring…

Ring…

Ring…

Ring…

I swear I hate calling my sister this hussy never answers the phone when she’s with her dog, oops I mean boyfriend.  I hated Sean he was a low grade Trey Songz without the sex appeal and the abs. He was a dog in its purest form. “Come on Jade answer the damn phone.  This is my seventh time calling and I know that damn blackberry never leaves her side.  I haven’t talked to her all day we never miss a day talking.”

“Hello, you have reached Jade Exum sorry I’m unable to take your call right now. Leave a detailed message after the beep.”

“Beep”

“Jade this is your twin Teal. Remember me; you know the one who came out of mom June 16^th 1983 with you. You’re probably with Sean, look call me back as soon as possible this is important.”  As I hung up I couldn’t wait to tell my sister the dirt I found out about her “dog” Sean.  I despised the ground Sean’s size twelve’s walked on. I even hated his parents for not using a condom and making his trifling ass.

My hate for Sean runs through my body just like the water runs through the earth. My sister was too good for him. She made more money than him, she lived in a better place than him, and she drove better than him. His idea of a fly ride was that 42 passenger bus he takes around.  God, he was the epitome of low life.

I had to get my mind off of him. He was consuming too much of my thoughts I needed to run errands and go to the mall anyway on this nice Saturday. Maybe that will help pass the time until my love stricken sister called me back. Damn this gossip was burning a hole in my stomach. I wanted so desperately to call my girl Shannon and tell her about this dog. But my bond with my sister is tighter than Rosanne Barr in a pair of skinny jeans, so I won’t spill the beans yet. 

I swear I could lose Jesus if he was here on the earth.  “Where the hell is that damn shoe?”  I screamed as if someone would answer knowing no one was in my apartment but me. I wasn’t exactly as the neat freak that Jade was but I wasn’t a pig either. 

“Buzz….. Buzz….Buzz” “Who the hell is buzzing my apartment?  Maybe Jade decided to come by.”  I hit the buzzer, “who is it?” I asked.  I got no reply. “Buzz” again I asked “who is it,” with no reply. I was pissed now. If you knew me you knew I was a no nonsense type of women and I was easily pissed off. People knew better than to fuck with me because I didn’t talk I just whipped asses.  I stopped searching for that damn shoe and ran downstairs in my socks. Someone was about to get an ass whippin. I get all the way downstairs to see no one was there but a damn note. I’m not going to lie I was looking desperately for a fight my adrenaline was going so fast.  I picked up the taped note off of the door and the note said:

“To the bitch in apartment 3B: Stay away from my man and stop ruining my family. He is a married man and he is mine. Just remember every time you kiss him that’s my pussy on his lips, every time you suck that luscious dick that’s my pussy juice you’re tasting bitch.” And it wasn’t signed.

To say I was pissed was an understatement I immediately knew she wasn’t talking about my man because Jonathan knew I would kill him if need be.  “This must be the bitch I saw Sean with yesterday. Oh shit, Sean’s married?” I needed to talk to Jade now more than ever. Let this crazy bitch come near my sister I would have to eliminate her ass.  I get so tired of having to fight Jade’s battles she needed a damn back bone. “Wait a minute how the hell did this bitch get my damn address?” I said out loud still in my damn socks in the door way of the apartment amazed someone would actually try to step to someone as crazy as me.  I finally looked up from the note seeing if the person was watching me read it when I noticed the damn driver’s window of my Camry was broken. “ Oh this bitch is on some other shit; see now I really got to fuck her up.” I said mad at the world.  I really needed to get to Jade now, her timid ass was no match for a sight unseen crazy bitch. They must not know not to fuck with the Exum’s, I thought to myself.

I began my journey up the apartment stairs to change from my cute mall clothes to my ass kicking clothes. The mall and all the errands I had to do would wait. I had a bigger fish to fry.  It took me all of twenty minutes to get ready. Leaving the apartment I was madder than Gary Coleman because he was short. I was so mad you could fry an egg on my head because I was hotter than the stove!!  I got the mini dust pan and broom out of my trunk to clean up the glass from this crazy bitch busting my window.  As I cleaned it up my Blackberry dropped out of my leather coat on to the ground. I saw I had a missed call and a voicemail. I immediately hit the menu button and pressed call voicemail. I had one new message.

“Teal call me back ASAP.” It was Jade finally calling me back. But why the fuck was she crying? I could feel myself getting ready to go into a damn fit. What the fuck was going on???

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